We strange humans
Several years ago when New York was having a garbage strike, it became a health risk. Trash built up on street sides attracting rats, and creating quite a smell. So the city told everyone not to put their trash out until services resumed. When his small waste basket became full, one interprising bachelor, would tie it up in a plastic bag then seal it in a corrugated carton. He'd drive to a business district and park at the curb. He left the box on the passenger's seat in plain view with the window down. He'd go into a shop and watch, and within a few minutes someone would steal the box.
A fellow bought a new, larger refrigerator. The old one was still good so he set it on the front lawn with a sign saying "Free". It sat there more than a week with no takers, so he replaced the free sign with one that said $50. That night someone stole it.
A farmer had a problem having cows injured or killed during every hunting seasons. He had multiple no hunting and no trespassing signs posted around his property that were ignored. Finally he extended the barbwire up another foot and replaced the signs with ones that said "Do not feed the lions". He never had another cow injured.
Many years back a college student finding himself way short of tuition money, placed ads in several inexpensive papers. The ads simply said, "Chance of a lifetime. Send one dollar to (giving his name and address)". Eventually the law asked him to stop because of the complaints, but couldn't charge him with anything since he'd not promised anything in return for their dollar. He made his tuition.
A fellow bought a new, larger refrigerator. The old one was still good so he set it on the front lawn with a sign saying "Free". It sat there more than a week with no takers, so he replaced the free sign with one that said $50. That night someone stole it.
A farmer had a problem having cows injured or killed during every hunting seasons. He had multiple no hunting and no trespassing signs posted around his property that were ignored. Finally he extended the barbwire up another foot and replaced the signs with ones that said "Do not feed the lions". He never had another cow injured.
Many years back a college student finding himself way short of tuition money, placed ads in several inexpensive papers. The ads simply said, "Chance of a lifetime. Send one dollar to (giving his name and address)". Eventually the law asked him to stop because of the complaints, but couldn't charge him with anything since he'd not promised anything in return for their dollar. He made his tuition.
6 Comments:
I've tried to "give" things away free like that before. Now I know to put $50 on it. heh heh heh.
that kid didn't need to go to college... he was already a smartypants.
I don't see why the law stopped the kid. It's not like he said he would give anything in return. People are sometimes their own worst enemies because they don't take time to think. Seems to me a dollar is a very cheap way to learn a valuable lesson.
One of our gardener's horses was stolen. Now I'm thinking of putting up "Don't Feed the Lions" signs! LOL!
Hey, Fish, my husband actually did the latter. Only he promised a great business opportunity for $2. Recipients got a letter instructing them to do exactly what he did. It was handwritten. When he got a complaint (which was frequently), he put $2 in an envelope and returned it to the complainer. The main advantage of the deal was the tax deductions associated with the business.
I've heard of farmers writing "COW" in whitewash letters on the sides of their bovine, but the lions sign is a new one. That'd work also, I'm sure.
Karmyn, I gave away quite a few things through FreeCycle while we lived in Vegas, but there's not one that covers this area. I just give stuff to the thrift store.
Pamela, History is full of smart people that didn't get much of school.
Gayle, the law often makes it's own interpretations of right and wrong. Often it gets fought all the way to the Supreme Court because the law was wrong.
Walker, I've heard a lot of the "work from home" job offers are just like what your husband did, only most ignore people that gripe.
AGT I saw a picture years ago showing a Black Angus cow some farmer had painted that way. The accompanying article said he still had one shot that year.
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