What's Your Sign?

I was at an impressionable young age when first I heard about Astrology. Then I found out my sign is "Cancer".
Cancer?
A malignancy?
Other people were Sagitarius, Gemini, Capricorn but I was stuck with Cancer.
Now, as if being a malignancy wasn't bad enough, it's represented by a crab!!! Everybody knows crabs is the slang name for body lice, so my sun sign isn't just a malignancy, it's an infestation of the private parts.
The only saving grace about the Cancer sign was the symbol. It looks very much like a 69 lying down. Now that's about as suggestive as you can get.
The end of June the symbol will seem significant in yet another way, as I will celebrate my 69th birthday by taking a nap.
Now you know why I never put much stock in Astrology